Listening to the radio yesterday I heard a mention of something called "The Scarlet Road Study" which is an online website that deals with older folks memory problems.
Wife has made a number of remarks recently that my memory is worsening and as I am of that age I looked up the website and undertook a questionnaire to determine if I was a suitable candidate for the study.
When I had answered all the questions the robot inquisitor informed me I was not a suitable candidate for the study.
After, I told wife what I had done and she asked me what the questions were. I had to admit that I couldn't remember.
Laugh? ------ we cried!!!!!